today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
that’s not her dad guys
that’s definitely not her dad
The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?
HELLO I AM A 50 YEAR OLD BLACK WOMAN. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I KNOW YOURE GOING TO INCLUDE THAT INFO EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT RELEVANT AT ALL.
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
Jena Malone by Magdalena Wosinska for Un-Titled Project Issue #6 (2013)
All I was doing was trying to keep Peeta and myself alive. Any act of rebellion was purely coincidental.
things that totally 100% happened in s9 → 9.2/23
Admit it, you just thought of your OTP.
What do you mean it’s not my OTP?
The OTP test: Which ever pairing comes to mind first… yup, that’s your OTP.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.